Duke Keith
My biography as haiku:
calling sports not played
poking fun without a point
dang i like donuts
From the giant Kung Fu Panda with a broom to highlighting the struggles of "Mig'ur Cablela", the Taiwanese animators at NMA World Edition show us how San Francisco swept Detroit out of the World Series, complete with a scene of the Panda taking a chainsaw to a tiger's head! You can't make this stuff up. Or, well, actually...
Believe it or not, the KLAQ Morning Show has staff meetings, like everyone else. And, like everyone else, our meetings last waaaayyy tooooo looooong because SOMEBODY (ahem -- Buzz!) loves to talk. But, unlike everyone else, the topics of discussion that keep us in the conference room are pretty...different. Unless they have NSFW talks about zombies in their meetings, too!
Big men, perimeter shooters, solid guards and athleticism. You'll pardon UTEP head men's basketball coach Tim Floyd if he seems cautiously optimistic for his 2012-13 Miners. El Paso gets its first look Saturday night for free at the Haskins Center for the Orange & White scrimmage.
Crave will be serving up some phenomenal food for Taste of El Paso this year. We spent a little time with Chef Rudy who told us exactly what they were serving this year.
UTEP head coach Mike Price felt relieved after the Miners downed the Tulane Green Wave Saturday in the Sun Bowl, 24-20. Price talked about the win -- specifically about the defensive adjustments made after UTEP's secondary was torched by Tulane -- and previewed the upcoming contest against Houston.
In honor of UTEP's decision to sell beer at Miners football and basketball games, the KLAQ Morning Show wanted to pay tribute in just the right way. This brought to mind one of Ronson's favorites, Psychostick's "BEER!" Find video of some epic beer drinkers, plug in some UTEP lyrics, and voila! Instant KLAQ Morning Show fun!
Our friend, the Kitty Commando (@KittyCommando), is already hard at work trying to put the impact of UTEP's decision to sell beer at Miners games into perspective. Great job so far! If you have a UTEP-Sells-Beer meme, post it up through Facebook below.
Call it a Hail Mary for attendance that might not be as big a prayer as it appears.
With football ticket sales flagging as 1-6 UTEP is at the point of no bowl return, the university is opening up the taps on beer sales for both UTEP football and basketball games.
You'll never believe who walked into our studios last week, looking for air time today to talk about environmental issues. Gee, wonder if we really want to indulge thi...OF COURSE WE DO!
There's a video on YouTube of a Cleveland Browns fan being dared to dunk his head into a bucket of urine for $450. Some of his friends kept telling him not to do it, but eventually...he did! This is flat nasty; but for your viewing pleasure, here it is!
UPDATE: The Anti-ballpark lady is coming on the morning show on Tuesday, October 16th!
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