My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
Duke Keith
Are You Ready For Chihuahuas Baseball, El Paso?
Ready or not, here they come; hoping to nip so persistently at your heels that you'll look down at it and pay some attention. The El Paso Chihuahuas unveiled their new nickname to much fanfare at the historic Plaza Theater. The kids liked it.
Is This The Nickname for El Paso’s New Baseball Team?
The Monster got the word from a source who claims to have an inside look at some of the gear for El Paso's new Triple-A baseball team -- AND its logo! Is it real? Is it a red herring from the team?
What Would It Take to Get You To An Aggies Game? — The Cartoon!
The NMSU football program is not good. It's so not good, the Aggies are having to bribe their students to get them to come to the games. And even that's not going well, in reality or in our cartoon!
A Halloween Q Classic — Fernie Goes Through the Haunted House
As you can tell from the motion-triggered witch that has been annoying you for a month in the store already, it's that time of year again. And as the curtain goes up on KLAQ's Twisted Circus, we thought it was the perfect time to show you a Q Classic as Morning Show traffic reporter Fernie Cuevas went through one of our better Haunted Warehouses a few years back.
KLAQ’s Boss Man Gets His Own Cartoon — Check Out ‘Breaking Brad’
Lately our illustrious general manager, Brad Dubow, has been on our case about doing more cartoons. A lot! Let's just say...be careful what you wish for.
The Top 5 Things I Will Miss About “Breaking Bad”
The wheels are down so there's no turning back from our descent into whatever hell Walter White might lead us into during the season finale of AMC's Breaking Bad this Sunday, but after the last couple of episodes the oxygen masks are already out.
How Are the Miners Preparing for the Roadrunners?
For the first time ever, UTEP will face UTSA in the Conference USA opener for both teams Saturday in the Sun Bowl in a game that could end up being a great conference rivalry. So, how are Sean Kugler and the Miners getting ready for the Roadrunners?
Is UTEP vs. UTSA the Next Battle of I-10?
Rivalries are a wonderful thing, but it takes two of something to make one; whether you're talking Leonard-Duran, Apple-Google or Army-Navy.
UTEP-New Mexico State? Well...it's an old football rivalry. So old it might need a 9-1-1 call soon; which says one thing if the call goes to the police, but something completely different when it's to the paramedics.
But could UTEP-UTSA be the next Battle of
Questions and Answers for UTEP Football After Overtime Loss Starts Kugler Era
So, now we know. A little more, anyway.
Check out my column on Sean Kugler's debut and what kind of team Miners fans will see this season by clicking the link below.
Olbermann Takes On Costa Rica’s Diss of US Soccer, ESPN in Epic Rant
Keith Olbermann may be many things, most of which we can't repeat here, but he is pretty good at ripping people, things and, in this case, countries. Back at ESPN these days, Olbermann delivered an epic rant on Costa Rica's cheap shots directed toward US Soccer, capped by one of the best closing lines I've heard in a long time!
Tim Tebow, Stay or Go? Bill Belichick Can’t Seem to Make Up His Mind [VIDEO]
New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick just cut Tim Tebow, now he's thinking of bringing him back! Maybe some not-so-classic Clash will help The Hoodie make up his mind, especially if he understands the Spanish from Google Translate!
Filter’s Richard Patrick Crowd Surfs at KLAQ BBQ [VIDEO]
Filter founder and lead singer, Richard Patrick, loves him some El Paso. A rain storm threatened to halt Filter's performance at the KLAQ BBQ; but the crowd stayed and Patrick did, too. Patrick loved it so much he paid the crowd a visit!