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		<title>This Guy&#039;s Nuts (Must HURT!): Man Rides Bike Down a Mountain of Stairs [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Marcelo Gutierrez is a brave man. Too bad he'll have no descendants to whom he'll be able to pass that bravery along. Watch this video of Marcelo going down the more than 1,000 steps that scale Mount Montserrate outside of Bogotá -- a 6,500-foot descent -- and you'll see what I mean. I'll never be able to look at a pack of slivered almonds the same way again.]]></description>
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		<title>Eat Your Heart Out, Stevie Ray: World&#039;s Longest Guitar Solo in Austin [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Everything&#8217;s bigger in Texas, even our guitar solos! David Didonato from Austin, Texas broke the world record for the longest guitar solo yesterday. He passed the 24-hour, 18-minute record&#8230;then CONTINUED playing at a local club in Austin. Keep rockin&#8217;, David! Video streaming by Ustream]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/eat-your-heart-out-stevie-ray-worlds-longest-guitar-solo-in-austin-video/</link>
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		<title>Wedding Vow Fail: Mistake, Or Has the Bride Been Talking? [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a video on YouTube of a wedding ceremony where the officiant makes a pretty embarrassing error while talking about the bride and groom. She said the bride found the groom to be &#8220;incredibly hard&#8221;, then recovered and said, &#8220;hard-working.&#8221; Hard-working at what?]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/wedding-vow-fail-mistake-or-has-the-bride-been-talking-video/</link>
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		<title>New ZZ Top Song! Wanna Hear It on KLAQ? [POLL, VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s one way to get your new song out &#8212; put it in a commercial. That&#8217;s what ZZ Top is doing with their new tune, &#8220;I Got to Get Paid&#8221;. The bearded ones (and Frank Beard, too) put their new tune in a Jeremiah Weed ad. Want to hear it on The Q? Vote here! Want to Hear ZZ Top&#8217;s New Song on KLAQ?]]></description>
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		<title>The Crotch Shot No One Wants: Baseball Takes Out Crotch, Jaw [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sunday night, Brandon Inge of the Oakland A&#8217;s hit a huge homer that two fans will never forget &#8212; because it hit the guy in the family jewels and the girl took the ball in the mouth. Ironically, if the guy could handle balls a little better, this would never have happened!]]></description>
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		<title>He Ain&#039;t Just Whistlin&#039; Dixie &#8212; Piano Tuner Can Whistle Two Notes at Once [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Call him the David Lee Roth of whistlers. Meet Jack Stebbins, a Bostonian who teaches piano tuning. Jack can whistle two notes at the same time. Here he is doing the theme from &#8220;The Andy Griffith Show&#8221;.]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/he-aint-just-whistlin-dixie-piano-tuner-can-whistle-two-notes-at-once-video/</link>
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		<title>Trampoline Dunk Falls Short for Big Man [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who doesn&#8217;t love a great dunk? This is great, but it&#8217;s not a dunk. The only thing this guy will be dunkin&#8217; is his donuts. Gotta hand it to him, though. He&#8217;s letting it all hang out in front of thousands at halftime of the Atlanta Hawks playoff loss to Boston a few nights ago.]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/trampoline-dunk-falls-short-for-big-man-video/</link>
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		<title>Predators&#039; Cheerleader Clears the Ice with Her Routine &#8212; Picking Up a Live Catfish [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so we don&#8217;t have a whole bunch of hockey fans in El Paso, but how about hot chicks with catfish? This is Jenna, a Nashville Predators girl. We hear Jenna hails from Minnesota and likes to ice fish, so handling this monstrosity presents no problems. It also explains how Nashville comes by girls who skate so well. What it doesn&#8217;t explain is why there&#8217;s a catfish on the ice. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/predators-cheerleader-clears-the-ice-with-her-routine-picking-up-a-live-catfish-video/</link>
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		<title>Old Couple Offers Advice to Newlyweds [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not to get too mushy, here, but hilarity is hilarity, even when it&#8217;s cute little old people hilarity. Kenny and Selma have been married for 72 YEARS! They made this video to offer wedding advice to their grandson and his new bride, then promptly contradict that advice from time to time. My favorite part is when they took a trip to Italy and Kenny found a topless woman at a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/old-couple-offers-advice-to-newlyweds-video/</link>
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		<title>Angry Little Celtics Fan Gets Into It with Hawks Fans [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Boston Celtics fans have a certain reputation, like an old steak &#8212; tough, tasteless and somewhat overcooked. Check out this little ball of hate as she gets into it with some Atlanta Hawks fans and see if you don&#8217;t disagree. (Watch out: Language is NSFW!) Taking a trip to Boston with the El Paso Rhinos hockey team a few years ago, I was informed by our tour guide that Boston [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bryce Harper&#039;s First-Ever MLB Hit Forever Tainted By Mooning Fan [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, this 19-year-old kid named Bryce Harper steps to the plate for the Washington Nationals and gets his first-ever hit in the&#8230;DID YOU SEE THAT GUY WHO MOONED THE CAMERA?! Hilarious!]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/bryce-harpers-first-ever-mlb-hit-forever-tainted-by-mooning-fan-video/</link>
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		<title>The Family That Rhapsodies Together: Dad and Kids Sing Queen on Way to School [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This Dad is teaching his kiddos right. Lots of people have covered the &#8220;Wayne&#8217;s World&#8221; version of Queen&#8217;s &#8220;Bohemian Rhapsody&#8221;, but a family sing-along? Not bad! Especially the little guy in back, who gives it his all even though he&#8217;s not sure of the words.]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/the-family-that-rhapsodies-together-dad-and-kids-sing-queen-on-way-to-school-video/</link>
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		<title>True Crime: Cigarette Thief Too Out of Shape to Climb Out of Store He&#039;s Robbing [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nicholas Pellon lives in an apartment over Moh&#8217;s Market in Ambridge, PA. So when Moh&#8217;s was robbed for $150-worth of cigarettes, it was easy for police to trace the hole Nick drilled in the store&#8217;s ceiling back to Nick. Of course, he might have made a quicker getaway if he&#8217;d been able to climb back up the rope he used. Maybe he should stop smoking.]]></description>
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		<title>Chavez-Lee Fight Canceled in Sun Bowl: Conspiracy or Safety Concerns? [POLL/VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Top Rank Inc. CEO Bob Arum came to town yesterday to promote the big June 16th middleweight championship fight between Mexican champion Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Irish contender Andy Lee. Except that, according to Arum, the University of Texas System nixed the Sun Bowl as the venue about an hour before his press conference. Or did they&#8230;? Our buddy, Steve Kaplowitz, was at Arum&#8217;s press conference and has a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>True Crime, New Mexico: Unmanned Radar SUV Shot Up By Old Man in Nightgown [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When we talked about red light cameras on the show this morning, I JOKINGLY said people ought to go take &#8216;em out. (I don&#8217;t like those things, but I&#8217;m not advocating violence.) Coming from the Land of Enchantment, after watching this video maybe it&#8217;s a New Mexico thing. Check out this old man in Santa Fé who decides to shoot up an unmanned radar station! Nice nightgown, Wilford Brimley! I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/true-crime-new-mexico-unmanned-radar-suv-shot-up-by-old-man-in-nightgown-video/</link>
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		<title>Psychedelic 80&#8242;s PSA &#8212; Reminder: This Is Supposed to Be ANTI-Marijuana [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A recently-unearthed anti-pot PSA from the &#8217;80s will have one of two possible effects on you. It will either scare you straight into never touching the stuff, or make you wonder if a puff or two might help you understand just what the heck you&#8217;re watching.]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/psychedelic-80s-psa-reminder-this-is-supposed-to-be-anti-marijuana-video/</link>
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		<title>The Bourn Incontinency: Braves Outfielder Just Had to Go [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The bottom of the fourth inning of Thursday&#8217;s game between the Braves and Diamondbacks was delayed a few minutes because Atlanta center fielder Michael Bourn was nowhere to be found&#8230;until TV cameras showed him popping into the dugout from the tunnel that leads back to the clubhouse, buckling up his pants. Bourn&#8217;s bathroom break not only had his teammates laughing, but had his opponents cracking up in the opposite dugout [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/the-bourn-incontinency-braves-outfielder-just-had-to-go-video/</link>
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		<title>Does EP Need a Soccer Complex? Yes &#8212; More Than a Baseball Stadium [OPINION]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Paso del Norte Group&#8217;s hand-picked sports consultant seems to see it. El Paso native Omar Salgado being picked first in Major League Soccer&#8217;s draft last year supports it. And if we have the gonads to put votes and money on the line, it may even come to pass. The best thing El Paso could &#8212; and should &#8212; build for itself is a soccer complex. This would be better [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/does-ep-need-a-soccer-complex-yes-more-than-a-baseball-stadium-opinion/</link>
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		<title>NHL&#039;s Stanley Cup Playoffs So Physical, It Got a Taiwanese News Animation [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;d think with it&#8217;s biggest star out most of the season with concussion problems that hockey would be a little more careful. Nope. This year&#8217;s Stanley Cup Playoffs have been so physical and full of cheap shots, it got the attention of those Taiwanese news animation people who made a video complete with fighting Penguins, explosions and fans being sprayed by brains and guts. Hooray!]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/nhls-stanley-cup-playoffs-so-physical-it-got-a-taiwanese-news-animation-video-2/</link>
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		<title>The Great American Snooze-time: People Asleep at Baseball Games</title>
		<description><![CDATA[These days, Americans hustle and we bustle more than ever before, and we don&#8217;t get nearly enough sleep. So if some sports no longer hold our attention quite the same way, there&#8217;s bound to be some nodding off. I&#8217;m sure this happens from time to time in every sport, but I know of only one that could offer enough footage of people dozing off at a game to make a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/the-great-american-snooze-time-people-asleep-at-baseball-games/</link>
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