Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Zephyr [PICTURES]
Meet Zephyr, a SuicideGirl who lost her virginity during the movie ‘Top Gun,’ loves people that are awesome and can’t live without ‘Resident Evil.’
Fernanda Romero – [PICTURES]
Fernanda Romero is a Mexican actress, singer, model and entrepreneur who is soon to become Hollywood’s newest latin diva sensation. Click here to read an interview with Fernanda.
Britney Spears Celebrates Her 30th Birthday — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Britney Spears turned 30 last week and it was a very uneventful birthday — she went ice skating with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. It seems like the crazy, umbrella swinging Britney is indeed long gone.
Natasha Nice — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Natasha Nice is a model and actress that was born in in Fontenay-sous-Bois, France.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Boom [PICTURES]
Meet Boom, a SuicideGirl who loves flaunting her gaming stats instead of her physical stats, got her first tattoo at 14 and is proud to be a bleeding heart Liberal.
Ivanka Trump — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Ivanka Trump, daughter of real estate mogul and now debate moderator Donald Trump, got a lot from her father — a pretty good business sense and the ability to build herself into a brand. Thankfully, she didn’t get her looks or the proclivity for being a wind-bag from ‘the Donald.’ We’ll refrain from stating the obvious and going for the cheap laugh by making jokes about his hairpiece. It’s just to
SuicideGirl of the Day — Kisska [PICTURES]
Meet Kisska, a SuicideGirl who lost her virginity in a dungeon, doesn’t want to share her fantasy but will try anything at least once.
Micaela Schaefer — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Micaela Schaefer is a German model that has appeared on ‘America’s Next Top Model,’ ‘Big Brother’ and in the pages of Playboy magazine.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Dali [PICTURES]
Meet Dali, a SuicideGirl who loves Anthony Bourdain, hates the Pittsburgh Steelers and who owns two cats named Mary Jane and Spider-Man.
Why Does Taylor Swift Always Look So Surprised? — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Taylor Swift is an incredibly talented young woman and very deserving of all the awards and accolades she has received in her short career. The only person that doesn’t feel this way is Taylor Swift.
Ellen Fate — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Ellen Fate is a 23-year-old model from Iowa City that has been in several magazines, websites and in print ads. She loves running outdoors, laying out in the sun, reading juicy gossip magazines, and of course, doing photo shoots.
Aubrey Plaza – Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Aubrey Plaza is an actress and comedian that has been performing improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater since 2004, She is probably most recognized as April Ludgate from ‘Parks and Recreation.’