Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Revenge [PICTURES]
Meet Revenge, a SuicideGirl who is still a virgin that’s saving herself for Jesus and loves to party so long as she is home by dawn.
Relive the Best of ‘Playboy Girls of the Week’ [PICTURES]
The end of the year allows us to look back fondly at all the lovely Playboy girls that have been featured in our ‘Playboy Girl of the Week‘ post.
NFL Cheerleaders in the Holiday Spirit — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
NFL football on Christmas eve was a welcomed addition to the gift wrapping, nog chugging and clock watching that usually comes with the day before the big holiday.
Sydney Barlette — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Sydney Barlette describes herself as “sugar and spice and everything nice.” She has modeled for Playboy and loves surfing, music and the idea of love.
Eden Adams — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Eden Adams is a Penthouse Pet that loves soccer and basketball, wants to take a dream vacation to Italy and gets excited about a true gentleman.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Krito [PICTURES]
Meet Krito, a SuicideGirl from Columbia who plays roller derby, doesn’t care about politics and works as a fashion designer when she isn’t modeling.
Dollicia Bryan — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Dollicia Bryan is a model and actress who was discovered by R&B singer Joe and appeared in his video ‘If I Was Your Man.’ She has been linked romantically to rapper Bow Wow, actor Jamie Foxx and football player Shawne Merriman.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Kacy [PICTURES]
Meet Kacy, a SuicideGirl who loves feeling skin on skin, gets hot over aggressive guys and loves dirty talk.
Jessica Burciaga — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Jessica Burciaga is a former Playboy Playmate and Maxim model. She is a self-proclaimed animal lover, cook, karaoke champion and hopeless romantic.
Paula Patton from ‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’ — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Paula Patton is one of the stars of the new movie ‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’ but has appeared in several other blockbusters including ‘Deja Vu’ and ‘Precious.’
5 Reasons Not To Take a Girl Home For The Holidays
The holidays cause men to do dumb things — overspend on gifts, drink too much and make terrible decisions in regards to relationships.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Atomic [PICTURES]
Meet Atomic, a SuicideGirl who defies categories, loves Micheladas and is proud to be a ‘bleeding heart Liberal.’
Name: Atomic
Location: I’m Lost
My diet: Omnivore
I’m looking for: Someone exotic.
My politics: Bleeding-heart Liberal.
My pigeonholes: Screw
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