Cameron Simcik
Cameron Simcik is a graduate of Bucknell University. She has written for Her Campus and is currently the Philadelphia Travel City Editor for The Daily Meal and a contributing writer for TheFW and GuySpeed.
Cameron Simcik
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More Like ‘Heart At-taco’ — Philly Restaurant Serves Up Tacos With Bacon Shells
Bacon is magic in meat form. Add the greasy strips to any situation, and it'a automatically 100 times more tasty: bacon lollipops, for example? Delicious. The Bacon Cup loaded with hot girls? Even better. We didn't think things could get any more awesome, until now. Guys -- bacon taco shells exist.
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Russian Farmer Constructs Huge Poop Snake to Make Us Puke and it Worked
Sometimes life can feel like a big ol' pile of crap. Thankfully, there are those rare situations when crap can be turned into something fairly useful. This is one of those times. Sort of.
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Suck On a Delicious Brown Sugar, Maple and Bacon Lollipop
Bacon is a meat of the gods — a perfectly greasy man-snack that's acceptable in any and all situations. For starters, there's bacon shaving cream, bacon maple ale and a meaty, bacon coffin. You name it, we're on board. Of cou
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Woman Gets Massive Tattoo of Dead Cats on Her Back
Fran Bailey is a tattoo artist from Newtown, Wales who's been inked with everything from a drunk cat to a plate of sushi. Fran loves it so much, she's even been featured in the documentary 'My Tattoo Addiction.'
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Icy Burn: Woman Divorces Husband After He Puts Icy Hot on Her Vibrator
We like to think of ourselves as pretty adventurous creatures. We'll throw back a few fried turkey testicles if the mood strikes, or dunk our heads in a vat of warm urine for a couple hundred bucks. Unfortunately, there are times when our adventurous actions are backed with good intentions, and go completely unappreciated. Like putting icy hot on our babe's vibrator, for instance.
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This Drunk Guy Wants His Mommy
Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an airport joyride while wasted. It's not the smartest thing to do, but it happens. There's also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida.
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Chinese Use Naked Women to Sell Cars, Proving That They’re Geniuses
Woman can make anything look good. This is particularly true when said women are either displaying their rack loudly and proudly, or just plain nude. Remember when Coco made Hurricane Sandy look awesome? We rest our case. These days, the Chinese are jumping on the bandwagon, using babes of the naked variety to sell cars. We can't believe it took this long for them to finally respond to our letter-writing campaign.
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Burglar Found Naked in Home Holding Family Chihuahua
If you're in the market to commit a felony, you've got to get creative these days. With tons of weird crimes already on the books like the NHL dude who was arrested while wearing a Teletubby costume or the guy who was caught cooking pot pie in his tightie whities, it's hard to be original. We've recently come across a law-breaking situation that's pretty refreshingly unique, though. Keywords: naked guy, terrified Chihuahua and laundry.
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Don’t Worry, This Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Have Boundaries
Porn is awesome, and being in one would also be pretty awesome. Yet watching the stuff is something we usually like to do in the comfort of our own homes. Alone. However, we all know that down in Florida, things are weird -- we recently found out that porn runs in the family.
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Chinese Wankathon Celebrates Safe and Alarmingly Public Sex
We never need an excuse to slap the ol' baloney pony. Name the time and place, and we'll happily be there getting off, for no reason whatsoever. It's one of our favorite pastimes, but unfortunately we have to keep it on the DL most of the time in this twisted, oppressive American society. Over in China, however, they're doing it right.
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Man on Craigslist Asks For Kicks in the Crotch
While we know the good ole' U.S.A is home to tons of weird people like Prodigy Pat, we've come across a dude in Portland, Ore. who's a straight-up nutcase.
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Woman Gets Sculpture of Her Lady Parts on Tombstone
Recently we've started to compile a list of awesome things to put in our will, like having strippers at our funeral. While it might seem like a weird death request, all we really want is to go out with a bang, and it turns out a lady over in Serbia understands our logic.