Buzz Adams

The Morning Show's own fetal alcohol syndrome survivor, Fernando Cuevas, pulled off another signature goof this morning.

The topic was "Skills that Used to be Common but are Becoming Rare". Listen as Fernie learns about libraries while, at the same time, proves that KLAQ should be getting the same tax-incentives that Ready One gets.

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First, an earnest plea. Please don't respond to this post by telling me to watch a "documentary" called "Loose Change" because it will "totally leave you with a lot of questions".

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Here's the audio for our most recent Dialing for Dingbats in which we, once again, torture telemarketers.

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This is a fun game to play along: I will give you two seemingly similar things. See if you can spot the difference!

What's the difference between an NHL game and your High School reunion?

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The Ubiquitous KLAQ Hidden Microphone was again in the right place at the right time.

Bill Clinton was asked about his wife Hillary's health. You can hear the audio by jumping to the next page....

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If you're a younger person, you probably know George Foreman as the grill guy. Actually, if you're under the age of 20 you may not even know him from that since I haven't seen a George Foreman Grill commercial on TV in at least 12 years.

If you're a bit older though, you may remember that George Foreman used to be the World Heavyweight Champion, first in 1973 and then again in 1994 at the unbelievable age of 45!

And, in his prime, George Foreman was a bad dude. Here's a musical tribute to big George Foreman on his 64th birthday...

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"The Alabama Crimson Tide and Catholic Priests"

This week, the Great Nostradumbass reveals the connection between those two things and astounds us with other feats of precognition and mysticism. Here all the audio from his visit by clicking on the jump, below...

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The Illegal dairy trade was dealt a serious blow this week when heroic   U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents stopped a Colorado man from bringing 230 pound of contraband queso across the border from Mexico.

As an American and a parent, I just want to say, "GOUDA job, CPB"!!

We cannot allow Mexican cheese to travel un-FETAed across our nations border.  It really GRATES on my nerves that these MUNSTERous scofflaws think they can get cheeses in Mexico and

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It's very simple. I'll give you two seemingly unrelated items and you see if you can figure out what the difference is between them.

For instance, what's the difference between Elmo and a person getting their vaccination shots at the doctor?

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The El Paso Times reports that a man has been "inappropriately grabbing" women near UTEP and that this has been going on for over a year!

We've already discussed our own plan for vigilante justice (it involves walkie-talkies, dressing Fernie in a skirt and some of those Kenyan runners on the UTEP track team).

But before we can proceed, we need to establish a nickname for the assailant. "Jack the Ripper". "The Boston Strangler". "The Coral Gables Cock-Puncher". All of these famous fiends had catchy nicknames. Here are a few suggestions for what we should refer to this local miscreant as...

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Last night, ESPN did a feature on Alabama Offensive Lineman Barrett Jones. I didn't have the sound on very loud but I could follow the gist of the narrative.

Barrett Jones is not your run-of-the-mill behemoth. He's a very accomplished violinist.

Also, he is really good at Scrabble.  Yes, Scrabble.

So, ESPN showed pictures of Barrett playing Scrabble as a child. Look carefully at the following screen-capture and see if you can find the unintentional/possibly intentional graphic sexual terms on the Scrabble board...

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Name one thing more awesome than “Game of Thrones” on HBO.

If you said, “getting sound winter advice from my favorite DJ”, then congratulations! You gave the only correct answer possible to that question.

I’ll be giving many pearls of “Game of Thrones” inspired winter advice through the weekend.

Click on the link below to see the latest one….

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