Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Mr. Miyagi Resigns After Hawaiian Nuclear Fiasco
According to the findings of an official report the employee who made the mistake had been “a source of concern for over a decade because of poor performance”.
Three More Songs That Turn 20 This Year
I’m not trying to make you feel old. I’m just guiding you on a trip down memory lane with another batch of songs that turn the big TWO OH in 2018.
Believe it or Not! All Skittles are the Same Flavor
Can we on the Morning Show tell the flavor of Skittles by taste alone? Find out in this video!
Drink Like a Dog — Buzz vs. Brandon
In this video, we’re down to our two top finalists. It’s another Buzz vs. Brandon classic matchup!
Porn Parody Titles for Oscar Nominated Movies
Some call it a gift. I have a special talent for creating porno movie titles based on actual movies. It’s really a shame that the adult film business seems to have given up on creatively named parodies.
Two Fake Movie Trailers and One (Maybe) Real One?
The first two movie trailers I have for you today are fake. The third one? Anybody’s guess.
Aries Spears Tells Story He Couldn’t On the Air
Here, then, is the Aries Spears Dikembe Mutombo story that was “too hot for radio”….
No, Sarah Sanders, El Paso Not Safest “Because of the Wall”
This assertion would be laughable if it weren’t so slanderous. Also, like many of the proclamations out of the Trump White House, it’s way too easy to disprove.
Bruce Lee Fighting with Light Saber Nun-chucks is the Best Thing I’ve Seen in 2018
I know! This is magical! It’s modern photo-editing at its zenith.
This Site Lets You Keep Track of How Much Trump Golfs (It’s a Lot)
When he found out about the erroneous nuclear missile warnings in Hawaii, Donald Trump was…would anybody care to guess what he was doing?
Planning on Going to Juarez? Feds Say You Should “Reconsider”
The State Department has issued some new travel warnings for Americans thinking about going to Mexico.
Top Stan Lee Pick Up Lines
So, if Stan Lee is, as these nurses claim, a lecherous old coot…what kind of lines do you think he used while being inappropriate?