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Buzz Adams

Miguel de Montague "Buzz" Adams was born in 1992, the last in the noble Merovingian bloodline. As an infant, the young heir-apparent was kidnapped by Sardinian  pirates and spent his formative years pillaging the high seas and eventually becoming the world's most deadly sword-fighter.  In his late teens, Buzz entered a Tibetan monastery where he learned to levitate and mind-read. He also invented time-travel. After solving Fermat's Last Theorem at Cambridge in 1991, Adams relocated to El Paso, Texas where he has worked for KLAQ ever since. Buzz Adams was recently told to update his on-line bio and knows that no one in management will bother to check his work.
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9 Old-Timey Ads That Were Clearly Selling Dildos

My mom used to get the Fingerhut catalog in the mail 4 times a year. It always had products that appealed to older folks like the glass bird filled with some kind of liquid that made it look like the bird was drinking.

The ad that always cracked me up was for the Oster Cordless Massager. It featured an elderly woman with a look of absolute rapture on her face rubbing her neck with an object that was clearly meant to be used on her cooter. I was unable to find that particular ad, but I found plenty of others from the forties thru the eighties that are obviously instruments of sexual gratification.

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Study Says Victorians Were Way Smarter Than Us

A new study says that people in the Victorian era of the mid-1800's to the early 1900's were not only smarter than we are today...

....they were much, much smarter.

A team of researchers from colleges in Sweden, Amsterdam and England say that reaction times, a reliable indicator of general intelligence has dropped considerable since

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INTERVIEW: Mark Tremonti

In our interview, Mark Tremonti talks about the Tremonti Project and their appearance at Ballonfest on Saturday, Wolfgang Van Halen, and the best way to celebrate his drummer's birthday while in El Paso.

To hear the audio of our interview with Mark, click on the jump link. It is right below this sentence.

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Boating Safety Tips for KLAQ Great Raft Race

We are exactly one month away from the KLAQ Great River Raft Race and I thought  this would be a good time to share some of my maritime expertise with those of you planning to build your own raft and navigate it down the Rio Grande.

Along with each of these tips, which are from the National Safe Boating Council, I've included photos that I took this past weekend of the majestic waterway that we know as the mighty, rushing Rio Grande....
1.) Wear a Flotation Device

No matter how strong a swimmer you think you are, a personal flotation device is always a must. As you can see in the picture above, the Rio Grande may look placid on it's surface, but underneath it is full of treacherous eddies and swirling currents that make navigating it a challenge for even the most seasoned of sailors.

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Gabe Aranda Talks Balloonfest, Tornado Damage [AUDIO]

We've gotten to know Gabe and Dameon Aranda pretty well over the past few years. They've played at several of our events and, if you've ever seen them perform, you know they are a super, super talented band.

They're also good people. We'd been scheduled to talk to Gabe since Saturday about their upcoming performance at Balloonfest. Then the tornadoes hit Oklahoma right near where they make their homes. They'll still be here Sunday for Balloonfest, but our interview this morning took a different direction in light of the recent weather in OKC.

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Torturing Telemarketers: Get Rid of My Wife

We've been doing these pranks on telemarketers for quite awhile now. This is the first time one has resulted in a murder-for-hire plot.  At least, that's what it sounds like is going on.

To hear the shocking audio for yourself, click on the jump link. It is below this sentence...

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