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Buzz Adams

Miguel de Montague "Buzz" Adams was born in 1992, the last in the noble Merovingian bloodline. As an infant, the young heir-apparent was kidnapped by Sardinian  pirates and spent his formative years pillaging the high seas and eventually becoming the world's most deadly sword-fighter.  In his late teens, Buzz entered a Tibetan monastery where he learned to levitate and mind-read. He also invented time-travel. After solving Fermat's Last Theorem at Cambridge in 1991, Adams relocated to El Paso, Texas where he has worked for KLAQ ever since. Buzz Adams was recently told to update his on-line bio and knows that no one in management will bother to check his work.

10 Signs the KLAQ Haunted House May Not Be So Great This Year

NO, WAIT! I'm not saying our Haunted House isn't great. It is extremely great and at a reasonable price and you should totally go. It's open every night at 1323 Lee Trevino.

What I meant was, here are some signs you would see if our Haunted House wasn't living up to it's usual high, terrifying standards...


1.) The only thing being "haunted" is our conscience for charging 10 bucks for a 10 minute walk-thru.

2.) None of our “evil clowns” are as evil as the ones used as fast food mascots.

  3.) Instead of spending money on expensive zombie makeup, we just hired meth addicts.

  4.)Kids under 12 aren’t allowed in. Not because it’s too scary but because some of our employees are required by a court order to stay 500 feet away from children.


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Mexican Monster Truck Tragedy: No Freak Accident

8 people were killed and 79 injured when an out-of-control monster truck plowed into a crowd of spectators on the outskirts of Chihuahua Saturday. News reports are referring to this as a "freak accident" but if you watch the video you'll clearly (it's posted below),

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6 Surprising Upsides to the Government Shutdown

As of 12:01 EST yesterday morning the U.S. Government has been closed. "Non-essential" programs have been stopped and most of their employees are on furlough. At least 800,000 federal employees are sitting at home without pay...and the ones still working are doing it for free and hoping they get back-pay when all this gets sorted out.  National Parks and monuments are closed. A lot of government funded medical research is on hold or has been scaled way back. This weekends Army/Air Force game may have to be canceled.

But, it's not all doom and gloom. I am a positive, glass-is-half-full type of person. I always look for the silver lining.

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What Are the Cost Overruns for the Downtown Ballpark?

How much more money is needed to finish El Paso's Triple A baseball stadium? No one, it seems, is really sure. Josh Hunt of Mountainstar could only speculate..another 5 million? Seven? Who knows?

But what, exactly, is causing the cost overrun on the ballpark that has already been the topic of so much controversy?  Luckily, that information has come into my possession. I have here an itemized list of all the things that are pushing that original price of 50 million ever skyward.

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Cop Accused of Making Inappropriate Remarks About Whitney Houston’s Body. What Would Horatio Caine Do?

A Beverly Hills police sergeant is accused of making inappropriate comments about Whitney Houston's appearance when the singer's body was found in 2012.  You can see a news report about this here. Detective Sergeant Terry Nutall is accused by another officer of commenting that Houston "looked attractive for a woman of her age and current state' and 'Damn, she's still looking good, huh?'"

Now I don't know about you, but those comments don't sound all that inappropriate to me. Of course, I only know about homicide investigations what I learn from CSI: Miami.  In those, Det. Horatio Caine says things that are waaaaaay more objectionable about every single dead body he comes across.

Maybe Detective Nutall wouldn't be in trouble if he'd made his comments more Horatio-style...

Horatio: She's dead all right. Houston...(puts on sunglasses)....we have a problem.

(Cue The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")


Horatio: It looks like her Greatest Love of All...(puts on sunglasses)...was crack cocaine.

(Hit music)

Or, how about....

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What’s REALLY Stopping Tebow from Playing for Gene Simmon’s Football Team

As you probably know by now, Gene Simmons of the rock band KISS wants Tim Tebow to come and play for his arena league football team. Given Gene's legendary ego, it's no wonder the team is called  The L.A. Kiss. Actually, it's more surprising that the team isn't called the L.A. Gene Simmonses.  Gene Simmons has put it out there that he'd like to sign Tebow to a three year contract. Tebow has said that if he doesn't play for an NFL team it will cause the baby Jesus to weep. I don't think that's the only thing keeping this deal from actually happening. Here's how I imagine the phone call to have gone...

(phone rings and Tim Tebow answers)

TIM:  Hello, It’s a beautiful day the Lord has made! Tim Tebow speaking.

GENE:  Tim, it’s Gene Simmons of the rock band KISS.

 TIM: OH, merciful heavens!!  (begins praying fervently)

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Monday Morning Mash-up: Robin Thicke vs. Fred Sanford

Hell's yeah, let's get today's Mash-up on, ya'll...

One was a sit-com dad, the other has a sit-com dad.  One used to haul junk in his trunk, the other likes to rub up against 20 year-olds with no junk in their trunk.  Here is

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Meet EP’s Favorite Weather Person Georgina Terrazas!

The winner of KLAQ's "El Paso's Favorite Weatherperson Contest" came to visit the Morning Show. It's Telemundo's Georgina Terrazas!  Georgina received a whopping 28% of the vote in a decisive win.  Many listeners who voted for Georgina mentioned her activity in the community and her charity work as factors that made her El Paso's favorite.


I've included a pic we took with Georgina and a portion of the interview we did with her. Do you like Sofia Vergara's accent, guys? Then you'll love Georgina's (pronounced E-Hor-Hee-na, I discovered.)  Photos and the interview by following the link, below...

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