Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
POINT — Horrifying Trump Relevation — Likes His Steak WELL-DONE with KETCHUP
If these reports turn out to be true, I believe impeachment will be the only recourse.
Buzz Adams’ Final Thoughts Before the 89th Annual Academy Awards
Before I leave for L.A. to attend the Oscars with my secret side-piece Natalie Portman, I wanted to post a few quick, parting thoughts.
Breitbart’s Milo Yiannopoulous Defends Pederasty — Breibart Readers Defend HIM
As if hearing Milo Yiannopoulous' words wasn't bad enough, the readers of Breitbart have taken to the web to defend his defense of pedophilia.
Texas Rep. Joe Moody Talks to MoSho About Decriminalizing Pot
State Rep. Joe Moody is trying to push a bill through the Texas House decriminalizing marijuana. He explains to Buzz Adams how it would work.
Buzz Faces off with Porn Stars in Topless Challenge
With adult film actresses Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee in the house, we played a game we call "Bull Rider or Gay Porn Star."
Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee Play ‘The Porno Price is Right’
Our contestants had to guess the price of each item. The closest to the actual retail price without going over won the item. They're all sex toys.
Here’s the Order of U.S. Presidential Succession (You Might Want to Keep it Handy)
Just stop reading when you get to a name that you feel comfortable with. And, sorry, Kiefer Sutherland's name doesn't show up anywhere on this list.
What Buzz Adams is Looking for in a Woman (Part II)
Brandon set me up a Tinder account and he told me it was time to update it. Specifically, he wanted me to describe my perfect woman. Here goes ...
Lady Gaga Steers Clear of Politics, Alt-Right Savages Her Anyway
Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance was all about God, country and actual talent. But you wouldn't know that if you read Breitbart.
Mosho Takes Jerk Test — Takes In Absentia for Trump, Too
The MoSho took the "Jerk Test," and you can probably guess which cast member ranked the highest. Yup, Donald Trump.
Bigfoot Hunter Offers Mosho ‘Proof’ of Three-Toed Sasquatch
Here, ladies and gentlemen, is photographic proof of the legendary, inbred, three-toed Bigfoot. Yup. That's what that's supposed to be.
A Guy Who Wants to Kill Bigfoot is on the MoSho Today
This Saturday a new series premiers on Destination America. It's called Killing Bigfoot and it's about a bunch of guys in Louisiana who want to kill a Sasquatch.