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Miguel de Montague "Buzz" Adams was born in 1992, the last in the noble Merovingian bloodline. As an infant, the young heir-apparent was kidnapped by Sardinian  pirates and spent his formative years pillaging the high seas and eventually becoming the world's most deadly sword-fighter.  In his late teens, Buzz entered a Tibetan monastery where he learned to levitate and mind-read. He also invented time-travel. After solving Fermat's Last Theorem at Cambridge in 1991, Adams relocated to El Paso, Texas where he has worked for KLAQ ever since. Buzz Adams was recently told to update his on-line bio and knows that no one in management will bother to check his work.
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A Message to Colorado from President Obama

Legalized pot has been a bit “hit” in Colorado so far. Here’s something I wonder about: If we, as El Pasoans, have to go through a potentially invasive search when we want to leave our city ( Border Patrol Checkpoints) will people leaving Colorado be similarly inconvenienced? If not, why? Is drug smuggling only bad if it comes from the border?

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Which of These “How Cold Is It” Jokes Aren’t Jokes?

Because of something called a “polar vortex” parts of the U.S. are experiencing record cold temperatures. In Northern Minnesota there was a report of 42 below zero. This has given way to numerous anecdotes about how extreme the cold is. Many of these sound like jokes Johnny Carson would have told. See how you do on this quiz. Which of these “jokes” are not actually jokes at all but valid reports

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5 New Texas Laws That May Affect You

On January 1, 2014 hundreds and hundreds of new laws went into effect in the state of Texas. Almost none of this will have any direct effect on your life and are nothing more than bureaucratic mumbo-jumbo. A very few, however, might actually be something you’d be interested in knowing about. I have selected five.

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Half-Assed Christmas Light Winner Announced!

After looking at literally almost dozens (18) entries we have chosen our winner for the Half-Assed Christmas Light Contest and Eddie Holguin Spirit of Christmas Award! The winner is at the very bottom of this post but, first, let’s look at some of the runners up. Truly, they all embody the spirit of mediocrity…

 

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Half-Assed Christmas Light Contest

You can win $100, Sun Bowl Tickets and KLAQ T-Shirts! Does somebody in your neighborhood have a less-than-impressive holiday display? Maybe a friend thinks the post-Grinch Whoville as inspiration. If you know someone who’s light display leaves something to be desired, just snap a pic and send it to me at buzz@klaq.com . You’ll get the prizes and the hapless, hopeless holiday hanger will receive the Eddie Holguin Spirit of Christmas Award.

Here’s what we have so far…

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Dirty Monday Night Football: Ravens beat Lions 18-16

The 8-6 Baltimore Ravens on the leg of Justin Tucker beat the Lions 18-16. Tucker kicked six field goals, included the 61 yard game-winner with only 38 seconds to play.

What else happened during the game? A whole lotta nasty talk if today’s Dirty Monday Night Football is to be believed.

 

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Did You Know Dallas has it’s Own Sports Curse?

 

The Chicago Cubs have one. Until 2004, the Red Sox had one that lasted for 86 years.  Well, the Dallas Cowboys also have a long-standing sports curse. You can hear all about it by clicking the jump link, below....

 

 

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Listen to the Ad for the Indiana Company that Rented Decorations for Shawver Park

One part of the Shawver Park Light Fiasco that has people really upset is that the $25,000 display doesn’t even buy the decorations. The underwhelming decorations are actually being rented from a company in Indiana!! We’ve got to pay to ship all this stuff back and then pay for it again next year!

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Dirty Play by Play: Cowboys vs. Bears

At the end of this post, click to hear the audio for this week's Dirty Monday Night Football.

Attention Cowboys fans: 2014.

That's the year you can start thinking about as far as the Cowboys playoffs chances are concerned.

C'mon...you've known since at least week 4 that this just wasn't going to be their year. Sure, you might have told yourself that the Cowboys were technically at the top of their division...but, deep down, you knew.

The Chicago Bears just made if perfectly clear for you few remaining believers.A 43-28 (not really even that close) whipping from the Bears and their back-up QB proves that, much like Soldier Field, the Cowboys are left out in the cold.

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