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Buzz Adams

Miguel de Montague "Buzz" Adams was born in 1992, the last in the noble Merovingian bloodline. As an infant, the young heir-apparent was kidnapped by Sardinian  pirates and spent his formative years pillaging the high seas and eventually becoming the world's most deadly sword-fighter.  In his late teens, Buzz entered a Tibetan monastery where he learned to levitate and mind-read. He also invented time-travel. After solving Fermat's Last Theorem at Cambridge in 1991, Adams relocated to El Paso, Texas where he has worked for KLAQ ever since. Buzz Adams was recently told to update his on-line bio and knows that no one in management will bother to check his work.

NIN Contest for Nine Inch Nails Tickets

This morning on the KLAQ MoSho, we have tickets for tonight's Nine Inch Nails show at the Don Haskins Center.

In honor of NIN, our contest is "Words That Begin With 'NIN'".   Here are the clues (below). Remember, each of the words begins with "nin" and you'll need to call in to the KLAQ Morning Show at 915-880-4955 when we tell you.

To see the clues, click on "read more", below...

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Top 5 Signs Your Mayor May be Using Illicit Narcotics

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has finally admitted to using crack cocaine. In his words, "Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably about a year ago."

You know your political career is in choppy waters when you have to use your crippling alcohol addiction as your excuse for your crack use.

You're probably wondering if there are any signs that would be a tip off when a mayor is using illicit narcotics. Well, there are...
1.) He wants to make your sister city "anywhere in Colombia".
2.) He defends himself by saying "you can expect me to be perfect like those goody-two-shoes over in Sunland Park.

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Dirty Monday Night Football: Bears vs. Packers

Chicago beat Green Bay last night 27-20 and we have a recap of all the action. This week's Dirty Monday Night Football would get an NC-17 rating if it weren't all taken out of context!

Click the jump link to hear this week's naughty, naughty play-by-play...

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KLAQ MoSho Wows Fans as Marvel Zombies

The KLAQ Halloween Parade was, once again, a smashing success due in no small part to the KLAQ Morning Show's tribute to Marvel Zombies. Check out the photo...

Pictured, from left to right..
      Zombie Thor

Secret Identity: Duke Keith

Main Power: Super Asgardian appetite for brains and donuts but mostly donuts.


    Zombie Woverine

Secret Identity: Mando "The Monster" Medina

Main Power:  Super recuperation from everything except male pattern baldness

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Halloween Game: Which Body is the Corpse in These Creepy Victorian Photographs?

In the late 19th and early 20th century, it was not uncommon for people to have photographs made of their deceased loved ones. These photos, called "Memento Mori", seem really creepy to us but look at it from a Victorian's perspective: photography was still so new (and expensive) that not many people had their photo taken. When a loved one died, it was your last chance to have a photograph taken to remember them by.

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El Paso’s Worst Week Ever

A fight at a Northeast fast-food establishment. Throat-slashing at a local heavy metal show. Worst of all, the El Paso (shudder) Chihuahua's.

Listen to the report yourself from EPWWE host Fernando Cuevas, below...

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MOSHO Interview with the Real Captain Phillips

Here is the audio of our interview with Richard Phillips who is portrayed by Tom Hanks in the new movie Captain Phillips.

An especially interesting part is the 7 minute mark when Captain Phillips talks about the allegations by some of his crew that instead of being a hero, as portrayed in the movie, he was actually responsible for the hijacking because of his recklessness. You can hear why Captain Phillips thinks they are saying these things about him...

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10 Signs the KLAQ Haunted House May Not Be So Great This Year

NO, WAIT! I'm not saying our Haunted House isn't great. It is extremely great and at a reasonable price and you should totally go. It's open every night at 1323 Lee Trevino.

What I meant was, here are some signs you would see if our Haunted House wasn't living up to it's usual high, terrifying standards...


1.) The only thing being "haunted" is our conscience for charging 10 bucks for a 10 minute walk-thru.

2.) None of our “evil clowns” are as evil as the ones used as fast food mascots.

  3.) Instead of spending money on expensive zombie makeup, we just hired meth addicts.

  4.)Kids under 12 aren’t allowed in. Not because it’s too scary but because some of our employees are required by a court order to stay 500 feet away from children.


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