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Buzz Adams

Miguel de Montague "Buzz" Adams was born in 1992, the last in the noble Merovingian bloodline. As an infant, the young heir-apparent was kidnapped by Sardinian  pirates and spent his formative years pillaging the high seas and eventually becoming the world's most deadly sword-fighter.  In his late teens, Buzz entered a Tibetan monastery where he learned to levitate and mind-read. He also invented time-travel. After solving Fermat's Last Theorem at Cambridge in 1991, Adams relocated to El Paso, Texas where he has worked for KLAQ ever since. Buzz Adams was recently told to update his on-line bio and knows that no one in management will bother to check his work.
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Pros and Cons of Each of the 5 Mascot Choices

The 5 finalists for the new El Paso Triple A baseball team mascot were announced this week and the response has been...less than enthusiastic.  Running the range of emotions from "offended" to "bewildered" I have heard even the staunchest of Mountain Star supporters offer negative opinions. Former Diablo owner Jim Paul called into the Morning Show and wondered how many people in the decision making process are even from El Paso. Worse, some of the comments from team leadership make it seem very close to mocking or condescending.

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Comic Robert Hawkins on Morning Show

This week the MoSho is joined by one of our all-time favorite stand-ups, Robert Hawkins.  Today with Hawkins we learned that when Manu Ginobili plays poorly he resembles Simple Jack, that "Gandolfini" in Italian means "Little Wizard" and that El Paso is a dusty city.

Robert Hawkins will be back tomorrow with more hilarity and you should go and check him out, along with Owen Straw, all this week at the El Paso Comic Strip.

For now, enjoy this stand-up clip of Hawk talking about El Paso and not speaking Spanish...

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Next State Line Patio Concert is Shurman

The Patio Concert Series continues at the State Line this Wednesday with Shurman.

Shurman's music kind of reminds me of that early '90's rock/southern rock vibe of bands like Blues Traveler and Spin Doctors. In fact, if you go on Youtube you can find lots of video of John Popper playing with Shurman.  I've included a video here of Shurman playing "Novocaine Heart" (next page).

Come out and see Shurman this Wednesday on the State Line patio. I'll get the show started at 8 pm with some contests and prizes and we can all enjoy the music, the award-winning Bar-b-Que and our favorite cold beverages. Hope to see you there!

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Torturing Telemarketers: Tourette’s (Audio)

It's time for another installment of "Torturing Telemarketers".  Today, Hank tries to overcome his "tourette's syndrome" long enough to order car insurance.

How long will the teleMARKeter stay on the line as she's bombarded by abusive, but inventive, language? Click on the jump ling, below, to hear for yourself....

 

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My Favorite Tweets After Sunday’s Game of Thrones

Game of mother-effin' Thrones, man. Watching this show is like having goldfish as pets. It takes a few weeks before you can finally tell them apart and start having feeling for them as individuals. Then, they die.

Red Wedding, I thought. Sounds romantic, I thought.  Red is the color of love, I thought. Why, they'll probably have red crepe and red balloons and....

Oh.

I think I know now what the sequel to Wedding Crashers is going to look like.

Here are some of my favorite Tweets that hit the Tweeterverse after Sunday's episode...

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Love Advice from Smoove B. Loveman

The Sexy Food Truck Lady

What up, ya'll? This here Smoove B. Loveman with yet another lesson in How to Get Yo' Freak On. Today, lesson #345…the lady food truck worker.

 

  Check it out. You have recently started eating downtown on Mills street where all the food trucks set up and serve lunch. Now, if you are like me, you believe a good food truck is like a good poonannny: Nice, clean, and not a lot of people eat there. Suddenly, you see her…a curvaceous,buxom brunette serving Fajita kabobs out the side of a bright red '58 Streamline trailer. You can tell by the way she handles those meat sticks that you must make her acquaintance...

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THIS is Why You Don’t Mess with Someone’s Facebook and then Leave Your E-mail Open

This week we have enjoyed a visit from our Corporate Computer Babe/ Corporate Messenger Monkey, Stephanie.  Here she is in this picture...

Stephanie has spent goodly portion of her visit teaching me some kind of lesson about not leaving my Facebook logged on because, this...

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9 Old-Timey Ads That Were Clearly Selling Dildos

My mom used to get the Fingerhut catalog in the mail 4 times a year. It always had products that appealed to older folks like the glass bird filled with some kind of liquid that made it look like the bird was drinking.

The ad that always cracked me up was for the Oster Cordless Massager. It featured an elderly woman with a look of absolute rapture on her face rubbing her neck with an object that was clearly meant to be used on her cooter. I was unable to find that particular ad, but I found plenty of others from the forties thru the eighties that are obviously instruments of sexual gratification.

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