Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
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It is sure to make you laugh whether you're a deplorable Trump supporter or a fan of Nasty Woman Hillary Clinton. And that's not an alternative fact.
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I'm sure New Mexico would be a fine place to raise children (if any of them were to survive to adulthood).
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It's the missing link. What has The Donald been doing with his hands in all these speeches?
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Watch the Horror Trailer for ‘2016 — The Movie’
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Toddler Asks Amazon Echo for Song, Gets Porn Listings Instead
An adorable toddler asks for a song. Amazon's Alexa lists porn for him instead. PARENTING WIN!
Six ‘Rogue One’ Non-Spoilers That Will Change How Some People View ‘Star Wars’
Hi! I'm a 48-year-old man and I just went to see Rogue One: A Star Wars Story! At 10:30 a.m.! On a workday!