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Buzz Adams

Miguel de Montague "Buzz" Adams was born in 1992, the last in the noble Merovingian bloodline. As an infant, the young heir-apparent was kidnapped by Sardinian  pirates and spent his formative years pillaging the high seas and eventually becoming the world's most deadly sword-fighter.  In his late teens, Buzz entered a Tibetan monastery where he learned to levitate and mind-read. He also invented time-travel. After solving Fermat's Last Theorem at Cambridge in 1991, Adams relocated to El Paso, Texas where he has worked for KLAQ ever since. Buzz Adams was recently told to update his on-line bio and knows that no one in management will bother to check his work.
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What Do Other Places Have That El Paso Needs

We're mainly talking about restaurants and places of entertainment here. Answers like "rain", "a higher literacy rate" and "competent city government," while amusing, don't fall under the purview of our current topic.

Of course, In-n-Out was mentioned immediately.  In this article I will give two numerical scores from a scale of 1-5.  The first score will be how successful I think the place would do in El Paso and the second score will be how likely that we'll be getting one any time soon.

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(PHOTO) Does this Q Listener’s Baby Look Like Daryl from “Walking Dead” ?

A listener named Danny sent me a picture of his baby along with the following:

"Some of my friends say my baby look like Daryl Dixon. Since you like walking dead so much I'd figure i'd get your opinion on the matter."

What do you think? Is it possible that this tiny infant can actually resemble Daryl Dixon?  Click below to see the comparison...

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(AUDIO) What’s the Difference??

Here's a game you can play along at home or at work. It's called "What's the Difference?".  I'll give you two items...people, places, things...and see if you can spot the subtle, sometimes near microscopic differences.

Here are this week's items:

A wife and a gun.

A camouflage condom and a regular condom.

A Jack-in-the-Box and Ellen Degeneres.

And, finally...A public restroom toilet seat and Justin Beiber.

Write down your answers and then click on "read more" to hear the audio and see how you did. Good luck!!

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Is This Paula Deen Joke Too Offensive to Tell On-Air?

First off, I do think everyone's going a little overboard with the outrage at Paula's admission that she used the "N word" one time thirty years ago.  I mean, she's a white senior citizen from the deep south. Couldn't we all have figured that out before she said it in a sworn deposition?  I think it's not nearly as offensive as her admission that she once planned a wedding in which she wanted an all-African American waitstaff to portray slaves
and didn't see anything wrong with it!!!

So, I've got this joke that isn't at all racist because it makes fun of racist attitudes not any race. I'm just not sure how it will fly. Here it is and you can tell me what you think in the comments section.

OK, here goes.

Why did Paula Deen cross the road?

(To see the answer, click on "read more", below.  Do not click on "read more" if you are a butt-hurt-prone little PC whiny-baby who doesn't get how jokes work.)

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Paula Deen’s OTHER Other Apology [VIDEO]

Paula Deen has Twittered about 800 apologies and at least that many mea culpa interviews. How many times can you apologize for the same thing and still make it sound genuine?Is she going to go on a door-to-door apology tour next?

Well, she's still trying to get her feelings of contrition across and I have yet another video of Paula a-Paula-gizing

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If John Lennon had Auditioned for “The Voice” (VIDEO)

I've been saying all along that if some musical legends had had to audition on a reality TV show, they never would have had careers. Sure, 20 year old Elvis Presley would impress judges be they Voice, Idol, Xfactor, or Rock Star: Supernova.

But what about Mick Jagger? Would he get a ticket to Hollywood? Would Usher and Adam fight over the vocal talents of Tom Waits? Or Lou Reed?

Watch this really clever video to see what it might have been like if John Lennon had been born 40 years later and went to audition for The Voice. Also, stay tuned for the hilarious cameo at the end...

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MoSho Interview with Gavin Rossdale of Bush (AUDIO)

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Gwen Stefani is the most beautiful chick in the world. There's none finer than Mrs. Gavin Rossdale.

Listen to our interview as we talk with Gavin Rossdale about marriage, acting, tennis and music.

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AUDIO: Good New / Bad News of the Week

Once a week we like to do a special, in-depth recap of some of the week's biggest stories. We take time to examine each of the selected stories from more than one angle.  The positive as well as the negative. The dark cloud and the silver lining. The Good News / Bad News of the Week...

(Click on the jump link to hear the audio)

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Pros and Cons of Each of the 5 Mascot Choices

The 5 finalists for the new El Paso Triple A baseball team mascot were announced this week and the response has been...less than enthusiastic.  Running the range of emotions from "offended" to "bewildered" I have heard even the staunchest of Mountain Star supporters offer negative opinions. Former Diablo owner Jim Paul called into the Morning Show and wondered how many people in the decision making process are even from El Paso. Worse, some of the comments from team leadership make it seem very close to mocking or condescending.

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