Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
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It's not often I discover a new drinking game. (Unless I discovered it and I was too drunk to remember it.)
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The Summer of Snake Insanity continues with this video of a rattlesnake trying to get on board a speed boat in the middle of Lake Folsom in California.
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I've decided to focus only on the ones that are egregiously and blatantly wrong.
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Sometimes you take a Buzzfeed quiz, and you realize your entire life has gone wrong.
The Late Adam West at the Height of His Post-Batman Glory
You may not know this, but Adam West continued to appear as Batman for years after the show was cancelled.
Buzz Adams Morning Show Craigslist Missed Connections Update
Missed Connections on Craigslist makes Tinder look classy. Classy but with a capital K.
Conan Has Identified a Way to Tell if US Attorney General Jeff Sessions is Lying
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Wild Bear Breaks into Home, Plays Piano
This happened in Vail, Colo., and it was all captured by the homeowner's security camera.
Crispin Glover and Nicolas Cage Both Made Their Debuts in the Same Terrible Teen Comedy
Be forewarned: this pilot is so '80s that it may cause your hair to spontaneously feather itself just from watching it.