Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee Play ‘The Porno Price is Right’
Our contestants had to guess the price of each item. The closest to the actual retail price without going over won the item. They're all sex toys.
Here’s the Order of U.S. Presidential Succession (You Might Want to Keep it Handy)
Just stop reading when you get to a name that you feel comfortable with. And, sorry, Kiefer Sutherland's name doesn't show up anywhere on this list.
What Buzz Adams is Looking for in a Woman (Part II)
Brandon set me up a Tinder account and he told me it was time to update it. Specifically, he wanted me to describe my perfect woman. Here goes ...
Lady Gaga Steers Clear of Politics, Alt-Right Savages Her Anyway
Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance was all about God, country and actual talent. But you wouldn't know that if you read Breitbart.
Mosho Takes Jerk Test — Takes In Absentia for Trump, Too
The MoSho took the "Jerk Test," and you can probably guess which cast member ranked the highest. Yup, Donald Trump.
Bigfoot Hunter Offers Mosho ‘Proof’ of Three-Toed Sasquatch
Here, ladies and gentlemen, is photographic proof of the legendary, inbred, three-toed Bigfoot. Yup. That's what that's supposed to be.
A Guy Who Wants to Kill Bigfoot is on the MoSho Today
This Saturday a new series premiers on Destination America. It's called Killing Bigfoot and it's about a bunch of guys in Louisiana who want to kill a Sasquatch.
Is Budweiser Super Bowl Ad a Swipe at Donald Trump?
One of this year's Budweiser ads is already generating controversy. Some people are saying it's a very obvious criticism of Donald Trump.
48 Years Ago Today — Beatles Final Performance on Rooftop
The following video is about the best quality I've ever seen of the now iconic rooftop performance. AND, it's the whole thing!
Actor John Hurt, Who Died Dozens of Times in the Movies, Dies
When it came to movie deaths, John Hurt easily out-Sean-Beaned Sean Bean.
Lying Mainstream Media Continue Refusing to Obey Greatest President Ever!
When is the media going to get on board with Most Supreme President Leader Donald Trump?
The 2017 Oscar Nominated Movies Described A Guy Who Didn’t See Any Of Them
I don't need to go see all these Oscar-nominated films. I think I've got a pretty good idea what they're about just from the titles.