Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Cleveland Cops to Protest National Anthem Protest with National Anthem Protest
The police union in Cleveland is responding to a protest involving a patriotic display by staging their own protest involving a patriotic display
Buzz Vs. Nico — Who Can Face the Dad Joke Challenge Without Cracking?
The challenge is to see who can make the other one laugh first. It's all about the delivery of the joke.
Reality Show About Women Looking For Sperm Donors in the Works
Every thought to yourself, "Man, I would totally watch some chick go looking for a sperm donor!"
KKK Wizard Arrested for Firing Gun in Charlottesville
Meet 52-year-old KKK Grand Wizard Richard Wilson Preston. He says people have the wrong idea about the Klan.
Trailer for Super Troopers 2 Drops
Meow! I loved Super Troopers. And meow it's back! I'm going to meowk it on my calendar: 4-20. Meow we're talking! OK, you can watch the trailer meow...
Fat-Shaming South Carolina High School Principal Kinda Nails It [OPINION]
I am a fat guy. As a fat guy, I only wish someone had imparted some similar advice before I hit 220.
New Mexico State University Launches Own Beer
NMSU in Las Cruces has unveiled their officially licensed beer brand. The new, official beer of NMSU is called Pistol Pete's 1888 Ale.
TRAILER: Trump, Clowns Provide Scares for New Season of American Horror Story
The trailer is out for the next season of American Horror Story or, as we like to shorten it, AmHoSto.
This Amazing Interactive Guide Will Show How Far You Have to Go to See 2024 Eclipse
Thanks to our talented graphic artists here on the Buzz Adams Morning Show, we have an incredible interactive map that will show you where the eclipse will be in 2024.
Buzz’s Crash in His Own Words — I’m an Idiot, but I’m Fine
"I began traveling at a high rate of speed toward the cement and rock divider between my driveway and my neighbor's driveway."
If I Were the Taylor Swift Butt-Grabber …
I wouldn't pay the $1 that the jury said I owed. But, hold on! Let me explain!
War Dept. Film from 1947 Tells You Everything You Need to Know About the Alt-Right
It's had to believe but back in 1947 ... more than a decade before the Civil Rights Act of 1964 ... the U.S. War Department put out a public service short film about how Americans should respond to the kind of rhetoric we're now hearing from the "Alt-Right."