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Buzz Adams

Miguel de Montague "Buzz" Adams was born in 1992, the last in the noble Merovingian bloodline. As an infant, the young heir-apparent was kidnapped by Sardinian  pirates and spent his formative years pillaging the high seas and eventually becoming the world's most deadly sword-fighter.  In his late teens, Buzz entered a Tibetan monastery where he learned to levitate and mind-read. He also invented time-travel. After solving Fermat's Last Theorem at Cambridge in 1991, Adams relocated to El Paso, Texas where he has worked for KLAQ ever since. Buzz Adams was recently told to update his on-line bio and knows that no one in management will bother to check his work.
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MoSho to Interview Weiner Alter-Ego Carlos Danger

Yes, on tomorrow's Morning Show, we will have the first, exclusive interview with NY mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner's alter-ego...Carlos Danger.

There are many questions that are as yet unanswered.

Will Weiner "stick it out"? Is this Weiner capable of "rising to the occasion"?

Although Weiner is in a deep, dark hole right now, will he keep plugging away until he eventually comes...

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(AUDIO) Torturing Telemarketers: Massage My Feet

On today's Torturing Telemarketers, our unsuspecting victim is at an actual disadvantage, as it's clear that English isn't his first language. To be honest, it doesn't sound like English is even in his top five.

Listen in by clicking on the jump link, below...

 

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Little-Known Royal Baby Details Throw Brits Into Frenzy

Straight from England, we have the most updated royal baby news from our on-the-scene  reporter, Alan Smythe-Davies.

6:55 p.m--The Duchess of Cambridge arrived here at St. Mary's Hospital twelve hours ago and has been in labour for nearly four hours. Experts say that this is the only kind of "labour" any member of the Royal Family will ever be expected to do.

6:59 p.m.---Katherine continues to experience very acute labour pains. Moments ago, we were informed, the Duchess referred to her husband, Prince William, as a "wanker", stressing that she blamed him for "doing this to me". Moments later, Katherine then called the Prince a "bloody sod", a "manky git" and several other very British-sounding expressions of contempt.

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AUDIO: MoSho Interview with Tattoo Artist Sarah Miller

This morning, we were visited by the runner up on Season 2 of SpikeTV's "Ink Masters", Sarah Miller.  Sarah is in town for the huge Texas Showdown Festival at the County Coliseum. Listen to the interview posted below, as Sarah answers our questions about her art, her customers and what she thinks about tribal tats...

 

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Chuck E. Cheese – Where a Kid Can be a Kid… and a Blunt Weapon

There is a great outrage that is going on in this country.  That is, people taking videos of fights in children-themed restaurants while holding their iPhones the wrong way. Come on, iPhone users, turn your phones horizontally (longy-ways) as soon as public fisticuffs start. If you don't, you'll end up with a Youtube video that only uses a tiny, little up-and-down stripe of the available screen, as you will see in the following video...

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Listener Mail : Is “Sharknado” the Funniest Bad Movie Ever?

This is the heading of an e-mail I received over the weekend...

Sharknado

And this was the comment...

Buzz, talk about this farce.  Perhaps the funniest serious movie of all time!

If you weren't one of the millions (seriously, millions) of people who saw Sharknado on Syfy last week, here's a summary:

A freak hurricane (why it wasn't called Sharkicane is still an unanswered question) deposits thousands of man-eating sharks in the greater Los Angeles area.  Despite the fact that a shark on dry land should be about as frightening as a tiger at the bottom of the ocean, this was a horror movie.  But, in answer to my e mailer, I don't think this is the funniest serious movie of all time. Here's why...

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An El Pasoan’s Observations About “The Bridge” on FX

"The Bridge," the crime drama set in El Paso and Juarez finally premiered on FX last night. I'm not sure if I'd keep watching (or have watched in the first place) if I weren't an El Pasoan.  But I did watch the first episode with keen interest to see how our beautiful, peaceful, mostly crime-free city would be portrayed. Here are a few of my initial observations....

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Buzz and Lauren Hone Machete Skills for Zombie Invasion

Someone sent me a kick-ass machete last week. I'd like to thank him but I lost the letter that game with the package. You know who you are so thank you.

This is a Zombie Killer brand machete and it's really sharp. To show you just how sharp, watch the following video as we practice our machete technique on some innocent soda cans that are standing in as ravenous zombies...

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What Do Other Places Have That El Paso Needs

We're mainly talking about restaurants and places of entertainment here. Answers like "rain", "a higher literacy rate" and "competent city government," while amusing, don't fall under the purview of our current topic.

Of course, In-n-Out was mentioned immediately.  In this article I will give two numerical scores from a scale of 1-5.  The first score will be how successful I think the place would do in El Paso and the second score will be how likely that we'll be getting one any time soon.

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