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Buzz Adams knew he was destined for radio when he discovered his head looked enormous on TV, no matter how far back they moved the camera. Even when he only weighed 135 pounds, he had an Andre the Giant sized head. You'd think when he packed on 150 pounds as an adult it would make his freakish melon look more proportional. Nature is unrelenting in it's cruelness, though, so now he looks like MODOK from Hulk comics. Buzz was recently name "One of the funniest men on Stormfront.com." Buzz is tech savvy enough to know that Twitter and Instagram are fads. You can follow him at Friendster and Xanga.
Ted Cruz Reenacts The Princess Bride
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Ted Cruz Reenacts ‘The Princess Bride’ at Church

Speaking at a church in Iowa, Texas senator and in-no-way-viable presidential candidate Ted Cruz exchanged rehearsed banter with the pastor. Senator Cruz had stated that his all-time favorite movie was The Princess Bride. He then entertained the congregation with a reenactment of the Miracle Max scene from the movie.

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Screw You, TxDot

There's no reasonable explanation for what the Texas Department of Transportation is doing to El Paso. Why would you intentionally cripple a city of nearly a million people by shutting down two of its only three thoroughfares at the same time?? Is it some kind of elaborate experiment to see how much punishment a population can take before they start exhibiting symptoms of Stockholm Syndrome?

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Pennsylvania Terrorist Camp
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Listener Says Terrorists are Training in Pennsylvania, Turns Out to be Right

A concerned listener named Dorothy called in to express her concern that Syrian refugees might be let into the U.S. and turn out to be ISIS terrorists. That's certainly not a paranoid concern considering what we know now about at least one of the perpetrators of the Paris attacks. But my skeptic alarm started going off when she talked about knowing for a fact that there are terrorists actively training in the woods of Pennsylvania.

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Berenstain Bears
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Does Berenstein Bears Hold Proof of Parallel Universes?

Do you remember watching the Berenstein Bears on TV or having their books read to you when you were a child? Think long and hard about this because if you think you did, you're about to have your mind blown. You never watched or read the Berenstein Bears. Because they never even existed, man.

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