Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Buzz Adams MoSho to Interview Julian Lennon
Make sure you tune in for our interview with Beatle son, Julian Lennon!
MoShow Guest Steve Kramer Makes Hilarious Cartoons
It's a version of The Apprentice that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Donald Trump host together. Try to count all the celebrity impersonations in this one cartoon video.
Watch Brandon Demonstrate His Never-Fail Mating Ritual
Be warned! This display has been known to spontaneously ruin cotton panties.
Who Had the Crappiest First Car?
Our first cars were not what you would call panty-droppers. In fact, my first call was occasionally referred to as "chick repellent" and "birth control."
Watch Buzz and Brandon Get Karate Beat Down from 82-Year-Old Woman
This is one way to celebrate Mother's Day: get your clock cleaned by an octogenarian black-belt.
Japan Has Severe Ninja Shortage — Let Your Training Begin Here
Japan has a shortage of professional ninja. And this means it's a great time for you to get your training in order for a new profession.
Meet the Actor Who SHOULD Have Been Young Han Solo
No offense to the guy who got cast, but man, this other kid should at least have been given an audition!
Buzz’s Good News/Bad News of the Week
During this segment we really examine each of the stories to get both sides: the positive as well as the negative.
Buzz Adams Show Bit — Crazy Lester’s Used Confederate Monument Warehouse
There's still one place you can find quality memorials to anti-Americanism and white supremacy: at Crazy Lester's Used Confederate Monument Warehouse!
Should Trump Supporters Be Allowed to Celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
Let's pro and con this for a minute, the "con" position being that Trump supporters should not be allowed to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
This is the Most Insane Snake Vs. Snake Battle You Will Ever See
The following video is so bizarre that I can't believe it doesn't have 10 million views. As you can hear the guy say at the beginning of the video, "I've never seen that on Wild Kingdom".
Watch Brandon Lose to Buzz in Star Wars Trivia
What happened to Brandon here might qualify as cruel and unusual punishment.