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		<title>Healthy Sex Popcorn in KLAQ Break Room [PICTURES]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, this morning I go in to get some coffee from the break room. I notice about a dozen of these packets that you see pictured below. &#160; Let&#8217;s get a little closer look at what we&#8217;re seeing here. &#160; This package, that I wouldn&#8217;t identify conclusively until I opened it, had the following words printed on it. TWO SHOULD KNOW Human Health and Sexuality An Initiative of the Paso [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CBS Cancels CSI-Miami. Here&#039;s a Caruso Montage!(Video)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After 10 seasons, CBS has canceled &#8220;CSI: Miami&#8221; . . . the most ridiculous of the &#8220;CSI&#8221; shows.  The original &#8220;CSI&#8221; and &#8220;CSI: New York&#8221; have been renewed. &#160; &#8211;Of course, the BEST part of &#8220;CSI: Miami&#8221; was DAVID CARUSO&#8217;S hilarious portrayal of Lieutenant Horatio Caine, which spawned all kinds of jokes, parodies and drinking games. &#8211;Here&#8217;s one: everytime David Caruso mugs for the camera while overacting, do a shot! [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/cbs-cancels-csi-miami-heres-a-caruso-montagevideo/</link>
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		<title>Mexican Candidate Topless on Campaign Poster &#8211; We Vote YES! [POLL]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Mexican Congressional candidate is raising eyebrows &#8211; and boners &#8211; after releasing a campaign poster featuring her topless. Now, there&#8217;s a candidate we can get behind. We talked on the Morning Show today about candidate Natalia Juarez, whose poster features her alongside other women holding their bared breasts in their hands. She says the poster is intended to fight prejudices. Prejudices, dwindling libidos. Whatever. The 34-year-old Juarez is running [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/mexican-candidate-topless-on-candidate-poster-we-vote-yes-poll/</link>
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		<title>Motorboating Cop, Hot Dog Hooker &amp; More &#8211; TRUE CRIME COMPENDIUM</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Use this handy reference tool to follow along and we do the True Crime Report on the Morning Show. Links, mugshots and other pertinent material lies within. Click on the jump to enter the Compendium&#8230;. A Texas Police Official is Facing a Sexual Harassment Suit for Forcing an Employee to Motorboat Her Enormous Breasts: Pam Matranga is a constable in Galveston County, Texas. Pam is a little older . . [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/true-crime-compendium-for-thursday-may-10-2012/</link>
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		<title>Baby Dies in Mauling &#8211; Are Pit Bulls a Dangerous Breed? [POLL, VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We were talking about it on the Morning Show today, but do you think pit bulls are a dangerous breed? The conversation stemmed from reports of a baby in Las Cruces dying after being mauled by a pit bull on Tuesday. KVIA reported that the 16-month-old child was in the back yard with her grandmother when the pit bull turned on them and began attacking. Police said a neighbor heard [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/baby-dies-in-mauling-are-pit-bulls-a-dangerous-breed-poll-video/</link>
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		<title>One Minute Inside a Woman&#039;s Head: Mother&#039;s Day Dilemma [AUDIO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mother&#8217;s Day is, of course, Sunday.  The one day a year for you to say, &#8220;Thanks, Mom, for giving me birth and life and taking care of me every second of every day for 18 years. Now, I will buy you one order of Applebee&#8217;s Sizzlin&#8217; Chicken Fundido.&#8221; Click on the jump to hear this weeks &#8220;One Minute Inside a Woman&#8217;s Head&#8221;.]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/one-minute-inside-a-womans-head-mothers-day-dilemma/</link>
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		<title>Nostradumbass 5/9/12 [AUDIO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hand grenades and hookers, Octomom and the Avengers&#8230;click on the jump, below, to hear all about this week&#8217;s visit from the Great Nostradumbass!]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/nostradumbass-5912-audio/</link>
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		<title>The Morning Show Avengers(Photo)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here you go! Just because it&#8217;s timely&#8230;the Morning Show as the Avengers. Next Week: Us as &#8220;What to Expect When You&#8217;re Expecting&#8221;.]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/the-morning-show-avengersphoto/</link>
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		<title>GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS of the Week 5/4/12 [AUDIO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Ups, the Downs. The Dark Cloud, the Silver Lining. The Good News/Bad News of the Week. Click the jump to hear the audio.]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/good-newsbad-news-of-the-week-5412audio/</link>
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		<title>Ted Nugent Offers Oral Sex to Jeff Glor of CBS News [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This was Teresa&#8217;s last story during &#8220;Today in Sound Clips&#8221; and we only got to hear a short portion.  Ted was upset because Jeff Glor said he wasn&#8217;t a moderate?!?! And offered to fellate him because he takes terminally ill children fishing?!?   If you&#8217;re having trouble making sense of all this, please click READ MORE to see the video. You&#8217;ll be even more bewildered&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/ted-nugent-offers-oral-sex-to-jeff-glor-of-cbs-newsvideo/</link>
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		<title>Worst Rock and Roll Tattoos Ever (with my snide comments)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You may know how I feel about tattoos.  Sure, they look cool now. But that &#8220;Nickleback Forever&#8221; is going to be about as rockin&#8217; in 10 years as a &#8220;Hootie rules&#8221; tat would look today. And if you have somehow avoided body art this long, for God&#8217;s Sake do not, repeat, DO NOT finally give in now. In the early 90&#8242;s there had to have been some poor sap who [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/worst-rock-and-roll-tattoos-ever-with-my-snide-comments/</link>
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		<title>Tannest Woman Ever Arrested for Taking 5-Year-Old to Tanning Salon [HILARIOUS PIC]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You have got to, got to, got to go to the next page to see the picture of this Mom.  This is the funniest picture I have seen in a good long while. PPM Version: &#160; There&#8217;s a 44-year-old woman in New Jersey who&#8217;s one of the TANNEST WOMEN we&#8217;ve ever seen.  And she was arrested recently and charged with child endangerment, after her five-year-old daughter showed up at school [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/true-crime-tannest-woman-ever-arrested-for-taking-her-5-year-old-to-a-tanning-salonhilarious-photo/</link>
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		<title>Caption This &#8211; Funniest Caption Wins a Date With Stephanie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wtf is going on with this pic? Write a caption for it by leaving a comment at the bottom of this page. Whoever writes the funniest comment, gets to have a drink with Stephanie the Corporate the Computer Babe TONIGHT at the State Line Music Concert Series. Only comments beneath this post here on KLAQ.com count. Good luck!]]></description>
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		<title>Occupy Wall Street Back for May Day. Where&#039;s Joseph McCarthy When you REALLY Need Him?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If I had any lingering doubts about the intentions of the Occupy Wall Street Movement, this pretty much puts them to bed. I haven&#8217;t heard a peep from OWS in months. Months! But according to news sources they are planning to demonstrate today. May 1st. May Day. That&#8217;s right. The day that is universally recognized as &#8220;International Workers Day&#8221;. Now, I&#8217;m all for &#8220;workers&#8221;. I&#8217;m a worker.  All my friends [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/occupy-wall-street-back-for-may-day-wheres-joseph-mccarthy-when-you-really-need-him/</link>
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		<title>SUN BOWL Fight Back On! Morning Show Song Parody Made Obsolete [Audio]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The University of Texas Chancellor has reversed his earlier decision and now the Julio Cesar Chavez HBO fight will go on at the Sun Bowl.  We did a song parody last week, which you can hear at the bottom of this post. You&#8217;d think I&#8217;d be happy now that this unfair decision has been rescinded. I&#8217;m not, though.  The fact that the UT Chancellor could so casually reverse his opinion [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/sun-bowl-fight-back-on-morning-show-song-parody-made-obsoleteaudio/</link>
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		<title>Should Buzz Cross the Border to Juarez to See the Avengers? [POLL]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Avengers doesn&#8217;t come out in the U.S. for another week, but I could see the movie ahead of everyone by crossing the border into Juarez. The movie opened in Mexico at midnight and has already been shown to large crowds. Monster and I were invited to go to Juarez TODAY &#8212; a week before it opens in El Paso &#8211; to see the movie &#8211; in 3D at an [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/should-buzz-cross-the-border-to-juarez-to-see-the-avengers-poll/</link>
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		<title>El Paso a War Zone? Stats Say &#039;F**k THAT Noise!&#039;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[( I posted this a couple weeks ago but since the controversy of the University of Texas cancelling the boxing match at the Sun Bowl over &#8220;security threats&#8221; (still a mystery what those are) I thought the article had new relevance.  So, here it is again in case you missed it&#8211;Buzz) Kudos to State Senator Jose Rodriguez. Somebody needs to call foul when other Texas politicians (always from somewhere other [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/el-paso-a-war-zone-stats-say-fk-that-noise/</link>
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		<title>Didn&#039;t Pay Your Traffic Ticket? Your Utilities Could Be Turned Off! Buzz Rants</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We talked a lot on the Morning Show today about the new policy in Las Cruces whereby they are going to start shutting off your utilities if you don&#8217;t pay tickets you received from a photo-enforced stoplight cam. Apparently, in Las Cruces, there&#8217;s a whole big bunch of money not being paid to the city and, like any good pimp knows, you cannot let your ho&#8217;s get away with not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/so-whats-wrong-with-red-light-cameras-opinion/</link>
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		<title>HIDDEN MICROPHONE: Robin Gibb&#039;s Coma Comeback(Audio)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[His doctors are using words like &#8220;miraculous&#8217; and &#8220;amazing&#8221; to describe the 62 year old Bee Gee&#8217;s return from a week-long coma.  Read more about his courageous fight to hang on here. To hear the incredible audio captured by our own KLAQ Hidden Microphone, click &#8220;read more&#8221; to be taken to that inspiring audio&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/hidden-microphone-robin-gibbs-coma-comebackaudio/</link>
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		<title>Buzz&#039;s Earth Day Advice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today is Earth Day. People sometimes ask me, &#8220;Buzz, what is one thing I can do to help save the planet?&#8221;  If I could give one piece of advice on how we can all help the planet it would be this &#8230; PLEASE, PLEASE &#8230; everyone honor Earth Day today by running their air conditioner at full blast and opening every window in your house. Also, if you&#8217;re driving in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://klaq.com/buzzs-earth-day-advice/</link>
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