An angry e-mail missive sent by a poison-penned sorority girl at the U. of Maryland has become an overnight internet sensation. It has already been posted, parodied, and will surely be auto-tuned and slow-jammed before the workday is over.

You can read the bitchlicious rant here...or you can click on the link below and hear KLAQ's own Lisa Sanchez doing an impassioned dramatic interp. As you will see, Lisa turns in a tour-de-force performance as the distressed Delt dispensing Greek fire on all the lametards who dare tempt her wrath...