One thing I love about Jesus is that he isn't pretentious about the things he appears in. Water stains, tortillas…Jesus doesn’t get all hung up on where he appears. He just appears!

43 year old Claudia Cooper of Crowthorne England was shocked when she discovered the crap Christ on the window of her car.
Here is the photo:

I’ve got a couple of observations.

1.) Why is poop Christ screaming? I can definitely make out the image of Christ, but why is he going all agro?

2.) If a bird pooped an image of Mohammed on a car, Muslims would be looking to behead that bird for making an image of their prophet. Also, the woman for driving a car.

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