An Ode To Walmartians [VIDEO]
Dave Thomas has written a song about the people of Walmart, also known as Walmartians.We get these Walmartian emails all the time, and lucky for me there seems to be a never- ending supply of photos of these folks. My question is why don't I ever see any of these freaks when I go to Walmart? Do they come out after dark? If so, that would explain it. I go to bed too early to be at a Walmart after dark!