100,000 bottles of booze on the wall, 100,000 bottles of booze. Take one down, pass it around 99,000 bottles of booze on the wall.......

Yesterday Scott Ronson tells me he needs a 4 day weekend. He won't however tell me why or where he's heading.

Today, I read about an airline at New Yorks JFK Airport getting "jacked" (get it??) out of 100,000 bottles of liquor.

Hmmm .......

Read more from msn.com.

Scott, if you are passing out teeny bottles in lieu of Christmas gifts this year I'm totally calling Crimestoppers ... or AA ... or somebody!  (Unless of course 100,000 cans of Coors Light also happen to have wandered off at JFK.  Just sayin'.)