Nine Ways to Tell If You Are Smarter than Average
Sure. Everyone thinks they are but, who really is?
There are lots of theories on this subject. Brunettes are smarter, boys are smarter, pet owners are smarter, etc, etc. A new study shows, with scientific facts to back it up, which people really are smarter than most. Here's what indicates you are an above average person.
- You don't smoke.
- You studied music as youngsters.
- You're thin. Not saying I'm real bright but, they do call me "Skinny Glenny".
- You have a gato. I guess constantly thinking of ways to cover up that litterbox smell really sharpens the old noodle.
- You were breast fed. Boobies really do make everything better!
- You did drugs while young. Between that and the skinny thing, I'm looking better.
- You're left handed.
- You're tall.
I'm a little on the fence about that last one. My friend Johnnie Walker is very tall and very smart. On the other hand, most of my other tall friends are as dumb as rocks. They can't play basketball either so, other than ceiling painter, they're pretty much screwed career - wise.