Local TV news has given us lots of great moments (anybody remember "Snow-pocalypse" a few years back, when every station went live 24-7, driving local hysteria to the point where schools closed for what turned out to be a light dusting of snow?), but we have a new low when it comes to dirty journalism -- leading with a story about a little girl who pooped her pants.

Teresa talked about this in news headlines today, and one of the funniest parts of this is the family name -- Skidmore. You can't make this up, people.