Leave it to TMZ to come up with the first look at Reese Witherspoon's arrest two weeks ago. And it is HILARIOUS! She admitted to saying "all sorts of crazy things" but couldn't remember specifics. Who needs to remember when you have dash-cam video? And, yes, she totally plays the "Don't you know who I am?" card. 

As it should be, the best part is at the end. Reese's husband has been standing there in cuffs and, when she's in the squad car, he throws her under the bus.