We're not sure why people spend time in alleys - they're dark, gross, and full of scary creeps. Here's our list of the top 10 people you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley, and why.

Because he's got nothing left to lose:

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Because you're on deck:

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Because his name is Mr. Sprinkles:

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Because she's got 'roid rage:

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