10 New Places To Have Sex [PHOTOS]

Lets face it- sometimes you can get bored of the bedroom. The same place, the same positions, the same routine. Wanna change things up a bit? Here's a list of some new ways and places for you and your partner to get it on!

 
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Victoria's Secret Dressing Room


 

 

This one is kind of a no brainer for anyone out there. Men and women are allowed in the dressing room at the same time and there are TONS of different outfits and lingerie to have your woman dress up in. The rooms are large, usually have large chairs or ottomans so you don't have to just stand and look in the mirror. Unless that's something new for you both.

 
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The Gym or using gym equipment


 

 

Now this one could could be used two different ways. With the gym, there is always spandex involved, at least on women's side. Men, please don't do it. But with the gym your working out to get sexy and getting all sweaty at the same time. Why not slip into the locker room for a quick romp with your partner? When it comes to fitness equipment, there are endless possibilities!

The bench is perfect for the lazy man out there. Just lay down and let your girl do all the movement necessary. Also there is the fitness ball. Now, that is a dangerous but amazingly fun tool to use. The ball can be used and positioned so the man's hips are able to push deeper in the girl for a better penetration station. But let me very clear about something: DO NOT USE THE BALL TO BOUNCE AND GET DEEPER IN!!! The ball can pop which then just leads to the both of you on the floor and the guy with a black eye. I have heard of this happening a few times, thankfully never to me. But boners beware!

 
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The Park


 

 

This one can be consider an oldie but a goodie. It just depends on how you look at it. Parks aren't a new or inventive idea, in fact, I think I used this one back when I was 17. But, the idea of doing it in public in an area that people can come to almost anytime seems to always get the adrenaline flowing. Plus, there is a variety of spots to choose from.

The picnic bench is a good choice because of the different positions you can use with that one piece of equipment. You can stand and have your partner lay across the table, sit and use the bench while the other rides on top, or if you are a lucky bastard and your woman is very flexible, you can have her lay spread eagle/ froggy style on the table while you are standing. It's only up to you and your imagination.

There is also the option of choosing a soft piece of grass and just getting it on right there on the ground. The grass is soft which makes for a good area to lay on and you are able to position yourself however you usually do at home. Comfort with excitement of being outside built right in! Plus, having that fresh outdoor air on you always makes you feel even more excited.

 
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The Washing Machine and Dryer


 

 

You can kill two birds with one stone with this one! Do it on a day your chick has laundry and surprise her with an impromptu bang session. When she has finished putting the clothes in the washer and turned the bad boy on, grab her and position her sitting on top of the washer. From there just have her spread her legs like peanut butter and get it on! The vibrations from the machine are like having the magic bullet inside of your member (if you don't know what a pocket rocket is, click here and order one for your chick now! You will be thanked.) Once the clothes are washed, proceed to put them from the washer into the dryer, turn on the dryer, and do it all over again.

Now, if you have a stacked washer and dryer you still have hope, just no sitting involved. Instead, just have your partner bend over the top of the washer and you can both still get the vibrating sensation of the washer, and especially for the woman. The part of the washer vibrating will be hitting her g-spot making it an even better climax for her. Double win for you both.

 
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The Roof


 

 

This one can be tricky to use so do use caution when using this spot. The best place for a roof romp is where your neighbors wouldn't be able to see the shadow of 2 people thrusting next door on the roof. First, pick a spot where the roof peak connects with another section so you are not having sex on a completely slanted side of roof. You do need to make sure your not going to thrust too hard and have your partner roll off the roof when you climax. Once you find a safe and secure spot, lay down a blanket and go at it.

Being so high up and being outdoors is guaranteed to give you a thrill, but also the fact that you can look to your left and right and see you neighbors houses and know that they are inside watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills or having sex in their bed. How boring!

 

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On A Trampoline


 

 

Now this one, I have seen first hand by one of my friends! Here I was, innocently walking through a friend's backyard during a party (I was 17, wasted, and trying to find a neck I broke while throwing up in his bushes but innocent all the same) when I saw the most genius and hilarious thing ever! My 2 friends were having “relations” on the trampoline in the backyard. From then on I was always fascinated about how it works.

The movement of the trampoline allows you to use less motion and move even more during the sex. Less effort on both of your parts! Hooray for lazy sex! But do remember, don't get too excited and start thrusting hard again. Or you'll end up like my friends, falling down over and over because they couldn't get their balance and were being bounced up too high.  Another option that I strongly urge you use with caution, or at least not an 18 pack deep of Bud Light.

 
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In A Cheap Motel


 

 

It sounds gross but it can be a lot of fun too! After a dinner date with you partner, suggest you grab a room at a cheap motel somewhere nearby. (My suggest is the Red Roof Inn, it's cheap but still doesn't make me feel like a baby prostitute just left an hour ago.) Have your man check in and then head up to the room for a full blown hours long sex romp.

You can use the shower, the bed, the tables, the chairs, wherever you both want. And you can be as loud as you want, screw the other guests. Men, consider it a badge of honor if the front desk calls you to ask if everything is alright. Tell them yes your just screwing your woman's brains out before you head for dessert. They don't have a reply to that statement. The best part? No cleanup! Just leave the mess and your chick's dignity behind.

 
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In A Hospital


 

 

Just because the person you love (or are slightly fond of because they let you stick it in them) is in the hospital does not mean you have to stop the penetration! Afterall, the hospital is where babies are born, you might as well show them how they are made too!

The nurses give you a lot of time alone when you are in the hospital and if you have a bad ass nurse they let you lay in bed with the person as well. Just cuddle up next to them like you wanna spoon under the covers and watch another episode of Days of Our Lives in between another amazing hospital meal and slowly get into position.

Don't get all advanced trying to swing them into different positions with this one. Just be content with the sideways spoon bang position. In the hospital there are tons of ways to get caught so make it a hit it and quit it session. Then drop off the flowers and tell them to call you when they are out.

 
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In an empty field/orchard/meadow


 

 

This one sounds romantic but its not. Trust me. Whether your doing it at night or during the day, there is still a very “this is always how the first girl dies in the horror movies” moment that adds an extra thrill to it. Or maybe just for me then. Maybe I should stop watching Criminal Minds at night.

Anyways, this one is great because your able to have some privacy but there is still a chance that someone is going to come through and see you. But it is such a small chance your able to have that option to get completely naked, throw down a towel, and have a complete sex session as loud as oyu want as well. Almost like your taunting them to come and catch you in the act. But I guess that's part of the fun anyways!

 
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The Office


 

 

This idea is a classic one that will never, EVER go out of style! For generations to come, people will be doing this one. Whether your using your office, your partner's, a coworker's, or even your bosses, there is always a chance of you getting caught. Not to mention just the thrill of being somewhere you spend everyday having to work and getting to remember the experience of you having your partner while you are working. If it was a good enough experience, your liable to get hard and horny while working on your paperwork.

That's enough reason for you to go ahead and do it all over again! For old time's sake and to try out some new moves as well.

 

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